The Rules of Lululemon

Regan Rauch, Buzz News Reporter

If your from the south you’ve most definitely heard of Lululemon, a top rated sports brand. Since this is such a well-known clothing line, there are very strict rules for the workers. Here are some of the craziest:

  • If you worker more than six months at Lululemon, you have to attend therapy/self-help classes. You have to memorize their motivational CDs and their all time favorite book, Atlas Shrugged.
  • If you aren’t on the job (or speaking about the job) at all times, you can get in big trouble.
  • You must live by a strict diet. Paleo diets, gluten-free snacks, and vegan lifestyles, But most importantly be prepared to learn everything there is to know about juice cleansing.
  • Since Lululemon is a yoga gear store, the employee training starts with yoga sessions in the morning. They are also expected to continue to work out constantly on their off hours.
  • Lululemon’s ideal customer is a lady called Ocean, She does yoga everyday, makes $100,000 every year, and dates a triathlete named Mountain.

As you can see, Lululemon takes pride in their company. They are very prestigious for being just a yoga store.